captain-spandex

the thing with the new heathers movie is like the orginal obviously was making fun of the elitist social drama of high school and how the priviledged (rich, white, str8 ppl) are often considered the “rulers of the school” and the fact that the new movie think thats changed today and that the new elite are minorities says a lot. It mostly says the writers have no idea what high school is like

puopuo

im just saying that if i see any of you supporting that new “heathers” movie remake im going to hit the fucking ceiling

puopuo

i believe that the trailer speaks for itself on why you shouldn’t support it

raptorific

action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him

orestian

none of his former clients know his real identity, due to him using a fresh fake for each con, so he decides that his only hope of making it out of this mess unscathed is to land the inevitable contract for his own assassination and fake his own death. thus begins his deadly race against the clock and against other actual bounty hunters, former clients, and a smoldering ex lover, whom he must betray, persuade or kill. darknet: the catfish bounty

fandomsonceandforever

Someone make a movie please.

raptorific

Just send me 25% of the funding up front and the rest when I deliver the completed movie. I’ve got a kickstarter and

Tumblr Code.

geekishchic

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

image

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

image

always reblog tumblr identification

gossipseer

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

squided

this is from an era long passed

lovelysuggestions

look, tomorrow you will wake up and feel a bit better, a bit calmer. you are going to figure things out eventually, it dosnt have to all be done tonight. take a deep breath, relax your shoulders, and get some rest. you will manage.